My name is Emily!

Music lunatic and breakfast food enthusiast.

Talk to me, I'm really the opposite of scary.

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via sperrys-and-starbucks)

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(via rosiedoll)

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teendefinitionblog:

carpe diem: ‘seize the day’; enjoy the pleasures of the moment while caring less for the future

teendefinitionblog:

carpe diem: ‘seize the day’; enjoy the pleasures of the moment while caring less for the future

(via restrictive)

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via beyoncevevo)

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via unescapable)

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vampirevvekend:

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

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(via bastille)

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oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"

oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"

(via cas-in-a-box)

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dreamalonex:

I’d love to stay somewhere like this

dreamalonex:

I’d love to stay somewhere like this

(Source: hikingdreams, via wetpaint)

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mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

(via thehot-messexpress)

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via covocal)

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