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herpmydong:


ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

(via guy)

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thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

(Source: reddit.com, via unsmokable)

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2 days ago

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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(via lazying-in-bed)

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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via fake-mermaid)

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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(via pizza)

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

(via covocal)

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2 days ago

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(via legalmexican)

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via africandad)

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2 days ago

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via departured)

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