My name is Emily!

Music lunatic and breakfast food enthusiast.

Talk to me, I'm really the opposite of scary.

frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

image

(via living-for-the-booty)

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12 hours ago
justanothersillygeek:

A lot of people think that when you have grand scenery, such as you have in Yosemite, that photography must be easy. // Yosemite Adventure 2 (at Yosemite)

justanothersillygeek:

A lot of people think that when you have grand scenery, such as you have in Yosemite, that photography must be easy. // Yosemite Adventure 2 (at Yosemite)

(via beau-belle-beaux)

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2 days ago

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

(via the-sun-persists-in-rising)

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2 days ago

kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

(via loservi11e)

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2 days ago
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